when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

whistlecat:

davaistoi:

the-more-u-know:

I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P

[Source]

A couch that looks like pancakes. oh.

PANCAKE PILLOWS.

I just blew some bubbles in our room and for the first few seconds Megan thought I was spitting on her

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

"Anyone can face ease and success with confidence. It is the way we face trouble and misfortune that defines us. Self-pity goes with selfishness, and there is nothing more to be deplored in a leader than that. Selfishness belongs to children, and to halfwits. A great leader puts others before himself. You would be surprised at how acting so makes it easier to bear one’s own troubles. In order to act like a king, one need only to treat everyone else like one."

Before They Are Hanged - Joe Abercrombie

I am being forced in to the kitchen to cook my lovely some pasta. Goodbye my friends

A message from Anonymous


You should definitely go and get your girlfriend some food x

playwrightfate:

tomgookey:

I just bought her up some tea and biscuits (vanilla cheesecake digestives among them, oooh exotic) so I’m really not sure what else she might want, Mr / Mrs. Mysterious Faced Person.

definitely wasn’t me who sent this but if you’re wondering I would like some pasta :) 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A message from Anonymous


You should definitely go and get your girlfriend some food x

I just bought her up some tea and biscuits (vanilla cheesecake digestives among them, oooh exotic) so I’m really not sure what else she might want, Mr / Mrs. Mysterious Faced Person.

"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly. And I think that means something… I just think that really means something." - Chronicle (2012)